Jokes By Yessveeramani.

Jokes By yessveeramani..!

[Jokes for laughing only and not intended against any particular person.]

1. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that you are going to leave the politics, what are you Going to do afterwards...?



Somu: I am going to write research essays about Murder, Looting , kidnapping and Smuggling…!



2. Ramu: Sir..! Is there any problem with your United party Leaders in Policy matters..?









Somu: Nothing serious…! Only how to share the Income after winning the Election and capturing the power…!



3. Ramu: Sir…! Why our party Leader without any dignity and respect joining with Opposition Party…?


Somu: The opposition party Leader is also having the same quality..!



4. Ramu: Sir…! See that Baby is jumping to anybody who is having currency notes in their hand..?


Somu:Sir..! Don’t tell loudly…! It is our party leader’s child…!



5. Ramu: Sir…! Our leader is a symbol for removing caste system…!

Somu: How do you know…?

Ramu: He has married four Girls from each caste to remove the caste system…!


6. Ramu: Sir..! Why our Leader is standing again for Election in the same Constituency…?!



Somu: Oh…! Within five years of Rule, he cannot able to acquire the entire village Common land in his name…!

7.Ramu: Sir..! Why our leader is crying in the stage that he will stand to fight for self –Respect…?


Somu: Nothing new sir, his wife today told him to do some domestic work and then go outside, he could not able to refuse the same in her presence…!



8. Ramu: Sir..! To-day in the public Meeting, the opposition party people throw egg on Our leaders face…whether he was worried for the same..?



Somu: No Sir…! Our leader says, when he was a student, his Master put several egg Marks on his answer paper’s and for the same also he never worried…!