Jokes by Yessveeramani.-2.

Jokes by Yessveeramani.-2.
[Laughter is a Great Medicine.]

9. Advocate: Sir…! If you give me the fees what I have asked, I will definitely get you Released in the Murder case…!

Politician: Don’t worry about money, I will tear of anybody’s head and give you the Money without fail…!

10. Ramu: Sir..! Whether the Activist caught in the police Watch…?

Somu: No Sir..! It is the Activist Watch in which he has mingled the Time- Bomb..!

11. Ramu: Sir…! My office manager will not do anything without consulting me in the office..!

Somu: Oh...Is he so much co-operative with you…?

Ramu: Yes Sir..! He will ask me whether I have slept, and then only he will go for sleep…!

12. Ramu: Sir..! How this head injury happened to you..?Whether you have travelled Without Helmet and slipped down …?

Somu: No Sir..! Without helmet I have gone inside the kitchen and asked my wife, Why the Tiffin was not ready…?

13. Ramu: Sir..! In opposition party Meeting one leader is talking like a mad man without any reference to what he is talking. He now wants to join our party, what do you say Sir..?

Somu: Ask him to come and join our party immediately. We want such persons only for the Election Propaganda..!

14. Ramu Sir..! How you have been elected as Council member without understanding the Constituency Position..?

Somu: No…No..! I went all along the Constituency and paid more than what the Opposition candidate spent for a single Vote..!

15. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that your son got good employment and gone to foreign. Then why you are postponing the marriage? Do it immediately..!

Somu: You are telling easily, at my present old age, who will give me a girl for second marriage…?!