Jokes by Yessveeramani-3.

Jokes by Yessveeramani-3.
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16. Ramu: Sir..! Our constituency member while opening the school building told that his ambition in life was fulfilled…!

Somu: What is that..?



Ramu: In his young age he never stepped into a school even for Rain..!



17. Ramu: Sir..! You said that the Council member’s son was not able to grasp his studies, what he is doing now..?



Somu: His father opened a Brandy shop for him and he is now grasping the Brandy well...!





18. Ramu: Sir..! That Police Inspector is going for ride in mufti to the illicit liquor manufacturing area. Whether he will not have any fear there..!


Somu: Yes he will have fear, but he told me that he will look all-around and consume one bottle immediately..!



19. Ramu: Sir..! I think your son is a shy type..?



Somu: Where you have seen him..?


Ramu: At Beach only. On seeing me he immediately hides himself in the back of a Girl..!

20. Ramu: Sir..! I have told my son, that as per his horoscope prediction, he can get married only after six months..!


Somu: What he has told..?


Ramu: He says after six months if I become a grand father, how his marriage will be celebrated..?!



21. Police Inspector: How you have made that theft in the opposite house of my police station..?


Thief: Sir..! I thought that there is no other better security place than this one..!

22. Ramu: Sir..! Now only I realize it is unfortunate to marry a Political leaders Daughter..!


Somu: Why..?

Ramu: After marriage she has amended Reservation policy in my house also. For me Kitchen and for my Mother front verandah..!