Jokes of Yessveeramani Published in Tamilnadu Popular Magazines.

Jokes of Yessveeramani published in Tamil Nadu Popular Magazines.

Quarter Anna Children’s Tamil Magazine in 1949.

Quarter Anna Children’s Tamil Magazine in 1949.

In Tamil Nadu during 1949 there are several Tamil Magazines available for children and some of them were priced at quarter anna [Kaalana]. [In 1949 four quarter Anna’s value One Anna, and sixteen one Anna’s value One Rupee.] In those days those magazines dedicated to enlightening and entertaining children in Tamil Nadu. The collection of quarter Anna magazines are having all good mix and also having small stories.
The present younger Tamil generation through out the world may like to see those magazines which were published before 60years. The mere seeing the names of the children’s book, would bring back happy childhood memories to old generation people.
Our friend and guide Yessveeramani has also written stories in those books. Here we are giving the images of one of such quarter Anna magazine named “Kamadhenu” for the entertainment of young and old generation readers. They may copy it and keep it as their treasure of collections.

Jokes by Yessveeramani-3.

Jokes by Yessveeramani-3.
[Read Jokes and relax yourself.]

16. Ramu: Sir..! Our constituency member while opening the school building told that his ambition in life was fulfilled…!

Somu: What is that..?



Ramu: In his young age he never stepped into a school even for Rain..!



17. Ramu: Sir..! You said that the Council member’s son was not able to grasp his studies, what he is doing now..?



Somu: His father opened a Brandy shop for him and he is now grasping the Brandy well...!





18. Ramu: Sir..! That Police Inspector is going for ride in mufti to the illicit liquor manufacturing area. Whether he will not have any fear there..!


Somu: Yes he will have fear, but he told me that he will look all-around and consume one bottle immediately..!



19. Ramu: Sir..! I think your son is a shy type..?



Somu: Where you have seen him..?


Ramu: At Beach only. On seeing me he immediately hides himself in the back of a Girl..!

20. Ramu: Sir..! I have told my son, that as per his horoscope prediction, he can get married only after six months..!


Somu: What he has told..?


Ramu: He says after six months if I become a grand father, how his marriage will be celebrated..?!



21. Police Inspector: How you have made that theft in the opposite house of my police station..?


Thief: Sir..! I thought that there is no other better security place than this one..!

22. Ramu: Sir..! Now only I realize it is unfortunate to marry a Political leaders Daughter..!


Somu: Why..?

Ramu: After marriage she has amended Reservation policy in my house also. For me Kitchen and for my Mother front verandah..!

Jokes by Yessveeramani.-2.

Jokes by Yessveeramani.-2.
[Laughter is a Great Medicine.]

9. Advocate: Sir…! If you give me the fees what I have asked, I will definitely get you Released in the Murder case…!

Politician: Don’t worry about money, I will tear of anybody’s head and give you the Money without fail…!

10. Ramu: Sir..! Whether the Activist caught in the police Watch…?

Somu: No Sir..! It is the Activist Watch in which he has mingled the Time- Bomb..!

11. Ramu: Sir…! My office manager will not do anything without consulting me in the office..!

Somu: Oh...Is he so much co-operative with you…?

Ramu: Yes Sir..! He will ask me whether I have slept, and then only he will go for sleep…!

12. Ramu: Sir..! How this head injury happened to you..?Whether you have travelled Without Helmet and slipped down …?

Somu: No Sir..! Without helmet I have gone inside the kitchen and asked my wife, Why the Tiffin was not ready…?

13. Ramu: Sir..! In opposition party Meeting one leader is talking like a mad man without any reference to what he is talking. He now wants to join our party, what do you say Sir..?

Somu: Ask him to come and join our party immediately. We want such persons only for the Election Propaganda..!

14. Ramu Sir..! How you have been elected as Council member without understanding the Constituency Position..?

Somu: No…No..! I went all along the Constituency and paid more than what the Opposition candidate spent for a single Vote..!

15. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that your son got good employment and gone to foreign. Then why you are postponing the marriage? Do it immediately..!

Somu: You are telling easily, at my present old age, who will give me a girl for second marriage…?!

Jokes By Yessveeramani.

Jokes By yessveeramani..!

[Jokes for laughing only and not intended against any particular person.]

1. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that you are going to leave the politics, what are you Going to do afterwards...?



Somu: I am going to write research essays about Murder, Looting , kidnapping and Smuggling…!



2. Ramu: Sir..! Is there any problem with your United party Leaders in Policy matters..?









Somu: Nothing serious…! Only how to share the Income after winning the Election and capturing the power…!



3. Ramu: Sir…! Why our party Leader without any dignity and respect joining with Opposition Party…?


Somu: The opposition party Leader is also having the same quality..!



4. Ramu: Sir…! See that Baby is jumping to anybody who is having currency notes in their hand..?


Somu:Sir..! Don’t tell loudly…! It is our party leader’s child…!



5. Ramu: Sir…! Our leader is a symbol for removing caste system…!

Somu: How do you know…?

Ramu: He has married four Girls from each caste to remove the caste system…!


6. Ramu: Sir..! Why our Leader is standing again for Election in the same Constituency…?!



Somu: Oh…! Within five years of Rule, he cannot able to acquire the entire village Common land in his name…!

7.Ramu: Sir..! Why our leader is crying in the stage that he will stand to fight for self –Respect…?


Somu: Nothing new sir, his wife today told him to do some domestic work and then go outside, he could not able to refuse the same in her presence…!



8. Ramu: Sir..! To-day in the public Meeting, the opposition party people throw egg on Our leaders face…whether he was worried for the same..?



Somu: No Sir…! Our leader says, when he was a student, his Master put several egg Marks on his answer paper’s and for the same also he never worried…!