Jokes by Yessveeramani-6

Jokes by Yessveeramani-6

[ By reading jokes you will be more Healthy]

38. Ramu: Sir..! I think your grand father in the Hospital is giving too much trouble like a small child..?!
Somu: Yes. Yes..! He is telling that the Nurse in the ward only must give him the food in his mouth by playing a song..!.
39. Ramu: Sir..! Somebody told me, that yesterday, a thief by the knife point taken the chain from your wife..?
Somu: Yes. Yes..! I am wondering whether the thief is so brave..?!
40. Police Inspector: Hey Pakkiri..! There is an eye witness available for your theft by looting the money from that house..?
Pakkiri: Who is that Sir..?
Police Inspector: Our Head Constable only. He was waiting outside the house thinking that you will come and give him something. But you have escaped by the backside..!
41. Geetha: Hey Seetha..! I have seen your Horoscope with the Astrologer; he says that you are going to get bad time from next week..!
Seetha: How does he know that my mother-in-law is going to come to my house from next week..?!
42. Ramu: Sir..! If there is a quarrel between your wife and your mother, whether you will go and stop it..?
Somu: No. No..! I cannot risk myself in between their blows..!
43. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that your P.A. will write lot of Poems..?
Somu: Yes. I have told like that, but now that fellow is writing a poem for my daughter itself..!
44. Ramu: Sir..! That opposition party leader is aged only 40years, but how he is telling that he is having 30 years of political experience..?
Somu: Somebody told me that from tenth year of his age, he will throw stones on the political party Meetings..!
45. Doctor: Hello Ramu..! How long you are having this disease..?
Patient: From the time, I have attended your hospital in last month..!