Jokes by Yessveeramani -4.

Jokes by Yessveeramani -4.
[Jokes make you Healthy]

23. Ramu: Sir..! I have gone to parrot Astrologer for knowing about my future. Then only, I realized the terrific future..!

Somu: Is any bad about your future..?!



Ramu: Not mine sir..! The future of the Astrologer. When he opened the parrot cage, without taking the Astrology card the bird fly away..!



24. Ramu: Hey Pakkiri..! Don’t beat your son. If he is not willing to continue his education, train up him with your method of Job..!



Pakkiri: Sir..! I have already given training to him in my method of work. But he pick pocketed the money from my own pocket itself..!





25. Ramu: Sir..! I have purchased a Costly shirt, but it is very loose sir..!



Somu: Don’t worry..! If it is loose only, it will match you perfectly..!



26: Ramu: Sir..! Being a great leader yourself, people are talking wrongly about you, that you have set up one small house..!



Somu: Let them talk wrongly, but you don’t tell correctly that how much I am having..!



27. Ramu: Sir..! Our Govindan is now the District Secretary of that political party..!



Somu: Why you are worried about that..?



Ramu: Not that sir..! He doesn’t know how to catch the knife and cycle chain then how he can become the District Secretary..?!



28. Ramu: Sir..! Now Krishnan is standing for the council election, about his honesty, I am having doubt..!



Somu: Why you are having doubt..?



Ramu: Last election he promised to give me Rs.1000 for voting, but he gave me hundred rupees only..!



29. Ramu: Sir..! In the opposition party public meeting, they are talking a lot of indecent words..!



Somu: Don’t worry..! I think they might have talked about their parties Doctrine..!