Jokes by Yessveeramani-6

Jokes by Yessveeramani-6

[ By reading jokes you will be more Healthy]

38. Ramu: Sir..! I think your grand father in the Hospital is giving too much trouble like a small child..?!
Somu: Yes. Yes..! He is telling that the Nurse in the ward only must give him the food in his mouth by playing a song..!.
39. Ramu: Sir..! Somebody told me, that yesterday, a thief by the knife point taken the chain from your wife..?
Somu: Yes. Yes..! I am wondering whether the thief is so brave..?!
40. Police Inspector: Hey Pakkiri..! There is an eye witness available for your theft by looting the money from that house..?
Pakkiri: Who is that Sir..?
Police Inspector: Our Head Constable only. He was waiting outside the house thinking that you will come and give him something. But you have escaped by the backside..!
41. Geetha: Hey Seetha..! I have seen your Horoscope with the Astrologer; he says that you are going to get bad time from next week..!
Seetha: How does he know that my mother-in-law is going to come to my house from next week..?!
42. Ramu: Sir..! If there is a quarrel between your wife and your mother, whether you will go and stop it..?
Somu: No. No..! I cannot risk myself in between their blows..!
43. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that your P.A. will write lot of Poems..?
Somu: Yes. I have told like that, but now that fellow is writing a poem for my daughter itself..!
44. Ramu: Sir..! That opposition party leader is aged only 40years, but how he is telling that he is having 30 years of political experience..?
Somu: Somebody told me that from tenth year of his age, he will throw stones on the political party Meetings..!
45. Doctor: Hello Ramu..! How long you are having this disease..?
Patient: From the time, I have attended your hospital in last month..!

Jokes by Yessveeramani -5.

Jokes by Yessveeramani -5.
[Read Jokes and do more work.]

30. Ramu: Sir..! My uncle wants to have marriage alliance for his son with your daughter. He says that his son is a quite boy without any bad habits and a sincere type..!

Somu: No...No..! I am a political party leader; a quite boy with the type you have told will not match for my daughter as my son-in-law..!


31. M.L.A: Teacher..! When I was studying at your school you call me as idiot , fool and so on, do you remember me now..?


Teacher: Why not..? Even though you are now a Member of Assembly, by seeing your face itself, I have recognized that…!

32. Ramu: Sir..! Our party leader was released in bail to-day..!


Somu: In which case has he got bail..? Whether for counterfeit, forgery, blackmail or for black marketing..?!

33. Ramu: Sir..! Our leader has written a letter to all party members for keeping vigil in the coming Election..!


Somu: What has he written..?


Ramu: He has asked all the members to be vigil and if the opposition party members put one counterfeit Vote, we must put two..!

34. Ramu: Sir..! That M.L.A. will say Jokes in the public meeting to make the people laugh..!


Somu: I think what he is talking in the Assembly, the same he is talking in the public..!

35. Ramu: Doctor..! Why are you looking for the palmistry of the patient..?

Doctor: I want to know whether the patient will be alive after my operation..?!



36. Ramu: Sir..! Why does the Police Inspector not take any action on the complaint by the House Owner, who lost all his jewels..?



Somu: The Police Inspector says that he has not received any information from the thief..!


37. Patient: Doctor..! When will my breathing trouble stop..?


Doctor: If you don’t take anything for complete three days, your breathing will stop automatically..!

We must try to work hard and achieve our goal with sincere work.

We must try to work hard and achieve our goal with sincere work.

In the present world, everybody has desires and ambitions. They want to grow rich in very short period. That is not correct ambition. Those who work patiently and consistently achieve their goals and desires in due course. It requires both time and continued labour. However some persons are impatient and try to push through things to attain their objectives earlier than normal. They have to take some risks in such cases. To have a breakthrough in life, a departure from the routine way may be necessary.

Difficulties arise only when too much is attempted too soon. In the process, the person may be risking what has at hand in the hope of getting something better. If the person succeeds in the attempt, it is well and good. But if he fails, he would have lost even what he had had earlier. The lesson is simple. It is better to be satisfied with what one has than to risk losing everything by trying to get much more.


The Manusmriti is the Hindu code of ancient India defined crime and punishment for the following offences.
Manusmriti divides crimes in to 18 types (Buhler 1984; Chakraborti 1996). They are (1) non-payment of debts, (2) deposit and pledge, (3) sale without ownership, (4) concerns among partners, and (5) resumption of gifts (6) Non-payment of wages, (7) non-performance of agreements, (8) rescission of sale and purchase, (9) disputes between the owner (of cattle) and his servants, (10) disputes regarding boundaries, (11) assault and (12) defamation, (13) theft, (14) robbery and violence, (15) adultery (16) Duties of man and wife, (17) partition (of inheritance) (18) gambling and betting. You can see the results of punishment at:-http://www.erces.com/journal/articles/archives/v03/v03_05.htm

We should not aim for more assets all of a sudden in wrong way. Advice of our Grandmother is we must try to work hard and achieve our goal with sincere work

Jokes by Yessveeramani -4.

Jokes by Yessveeramani -4.
[Jokes make you Healthy]

23. Ramu: Sir..! I have gone to parrot Astrologer for knowing about my future. Then only, I realized the terrific future..!

Somu: Is any bad about your future..?!



Ramu: Not mine sir..! The future of the Astrologer. When he opened the parrot cage, without taking the Astrology card the bird fly away..!



24. Ramu: Hey Pakkiri..! Don’t beat your son. If he is not willing to continue his education, train up him with your method of Job..!



Pakkiri: Sir..! I have already given training to him in my method of work. But he pick pocketed the money from my own pocket itself..!





25. Ramu: Sir..! I have purchased a Costly shirt, but it is very loose sir..!



Somu: Don’t worry..! If it is loose only, it will match you perfectly..!



26: Ramu: Sir..! Being a great leader yourself, people are talking wrongly about you, that you have set up one small house..!



Somu: Let them talk wrongly, but you don’t tell correctly that how much I am having..!



27. Ramu: Sir..! Our Govindan is now the District Secretary of that political party..!



Somu: Why you are worried about that..?



Ramu: Not that sir..! He doesn’t know how to catch the knife and cycle chain then how he can become the District Secretary..?!



28. Ramu: Sir..! Now Krishnan is standing for the council election, about his honesty, I am having doubt..!



Somu: Why you are having doubt..?



Ramu: Last election he promised to give me Rs.1000 for voting, but he gave me hundred rupees only..!



29. Ramu: Sir..! In the opposition party public meeting, they are talking a lot of indecent words..!



Somu: Don’t worry..! I think they might have talked about their parties Doctrine..!

Jokes of Yessveeramani Published in Tamilnadu Popular Magazines.

Jokes of Yessveeramani published in Tamil Nadu Popular Magazines.

Quarter Anna Children’s Tamil Magazine in 1949.

Quarter Anna Children’s Tamil Magazine in 1949.

In Tamil Nadu during 1949 there are several Tamil Magazines available for children and some of them were priced at quarter anna [Kaalana]. [In 1949 four quarter Anna’s value One Anna, and sixteen one Anna’s value One Rupee.] In those days those magazines dedicated to enlightening and entertaining children in Tamil Nadu. The collection of quarter Anna magazines are having all good mix and also having small stories.
The present younger Tamil generation through out the world may like to see those magazines which were published before 60years. The mere seeing the names of the children’s book, would bring back happy childhood memories to old generation people.
Our friend and guide Yessveeramani has also written stories in those books. Here we are giving the images of one of such quarter Anna magazine named “Kamadhenu” for the entertainment of young and old generation readers. They may copy it and keep it as their treasure of collections.

Jokes by Yessveeramani-3.

Jokes by Yessveeramani-3.
[Read Jokes and relax yourself.]

16. Ramu: Sir..! Our constituency member while opening the school building told that his ambition in life was fulfilled…!

Somu: What is that..?



Ramu: In his young age he never stepped into a school even for Rain..!



17. Ramu: Sir..! You said that the Council member’s son was not able to grasp his studies, what he is doing now..?



Somu: His father opened a Brandy shop for him and he is now grasping the Brandy well...!





18. Ramu: Sir..! That Police Inspector is going for ride in mufti to the illicit liquor manufacturing area. Whether he will not have any fear there..!


Somu: Yes he will have fear, but he told me that he will look all-around and consume one bottle immediately..!



19. Ramu: Sir..! I think your son is a shy type..?



Somu: Where you have seen him..?


Ramu: At Beach only. On seeing me he immediately hides himself in the back of a Girl..!

20. Ramu: Sir..! I have told my son, that as per his horoscope prediction, he can get married only after six months..!


Somu: What he has told..?


Ramu: He says after six months if I become a grand father, how his marriage will be celebrated..?!



21. Police Inspector: How you have made that theft in the opposite house of my police station..?


Thief: Sir..! I thought that there is no other better security place than this one..!

22. Ramu: Sir..! Now only I realize it is unfortunate to marry a Political leaders Daughter..!


Somu: Why..?

Ramu: After marriage she has amended Reservation policy in my house also. For me Kitchen and for my Mother front verandah..!

Jokes by Yessveeramani.-2.

Jokes by Yessveeramani.-2.
[Laughter is a Great Medicine.]

9. Advocate: Sir…! If you give me the fees what I have asked, I will definitely get you Released in the Murder case…!

Politician: Don’t worry about money, I will tear of anybody’s head and give you the Money without fail…!

10. Ramu: Sir..! Whether the Activist caught in the police Watch…?

Somu: No Sir..! It is the Activist Watch in which he has mingled the Time- Bomb..!

11. Ramu: Sir…! My office manager will not do anything without consulting me in the office..!

Somu: Oh...Is he so much co-operative with you…?

Ramu: Yes Sir..! He will ask me whether I have slept, and then only he will go for sleep…!

12. Ramu: Sir..! How this head injury happened to you..?Whether you have travelled Without Helmet and slipped down …?

Somu: No Sir..! Without helmet I have gone inside the kitchen and asked my wife, Why the Tiffin was not ready…?

13. Ramu: Sir..! In opposition party Meeting one leader is talking like a mad man without any reference to what he is talking. He now wants to join our party, what do you say Sir..?

Somu: Ask him to come and join our party immediately. We want such persons only for the Election Propaganda..!

14. Ramu Sir..! How you have been elected as Council member without understanding the Constituency Position..?

Somu: No…No..! I went all along the Constituency and paid more than what the Opposition candidate spent for a single Vote..!

15. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that your son got good employment and gone to foreign. Then why you are postponing the marriage? Do it immediately..!

Somu: You are telling easily, at my present old age, who will give me a girl for second marriage…?!

Jokes By Yessveeramani.

Jokes By yessveeramani..!

[Jokes for laughing only and not intended against any particular person.]

1. Ramu: Sir..! You have told me that you are going to leave the politics, what are you Going to do afterwards...?



Somu: I am going to write research essays about Murder, Looting , kidnapping and Smuggling…!



2. Ramu: Sir..! Is there any problem with your United party Leaders in Policy matters..?









Somu: Nothing serious…! Only how to share the Income after winning the Election and capturing the power…!



3. Ramu: Sir…! Why our party Leader without any dignity and respect joining with Opposition Party…?


Somu: The opposition party Leader is also having the same quality..!



4. Ramu: Sir…! See that Baby is jumping to anybody who is having currency notes in their hand..?


Somu:Sir..! Don’t tell loudly…! It is our party leader’s child…!



5. Ramu: Sir…! Our leader is a symbol for removing caste system…!

Somu: How do you know…?

Ramu: He has married four Girls from each caste to remove the caste system…!


6. Ramu: Sir..! Why our Leader is standing again for Election in the same Constituency…?!



Somu: Oh…! Within five years of Rule, he cannot able to acquire the entire village Common land in his name…!

7.Ramu: Sir..! Why our leader is crying in the stage that he will stand to fight for self –Respect…?


Somu: Nothing new sir, his wife today told him to do some domestic work and then go outside, he could not able to refuse the same in her presence…!



8. Ramu: Sir..! To-day in the public Meeting, the opposition party people throw egg on Our leaders face…whether he was worried for the same..?



Somu: No Sir…! Our leader says, when he was a student, his Master put several egg Marks on his answer paper’s and for the same also he never worried…!

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